sou i was tsubomi's guinea pig and she let me watch a rip of Longinus starring Atsushi ne. When this movie was coming out I remember reading stuff about the director and how he was so good or whatever and so I was expecting a little more than a B vampire type movie you'd see on the sci fi channel but I guess you can't blame the ppl for not having a good budget...or lighting...or set design...or photography...so anyway...here's a synopsis o.O;



so the movie starts out with this nurse and doctor on his death bed and he rambles on about stuff and humanity and ZETSUBOU and random crap and you're like omfg stfu and die plz. i mean seriously this is a terrible way to open a movie...the movie has no establisment so you sorta use your imagination to figure out the time period they live it. it's a bit post apocalyptic i guess o.O;



so then lots of pointless stuff happens and these cats show up with some wounded girl...


wounded girl.



and then more pointless stuff happens and atsushi shows up yey!


so commander girl is like 'who are you and how'd you get in?'
and i'm like WTF HOW'D YOU THINK HE GOT IN H0?! thru the damn wide open door behind him. god stupid characters annoy me. and this one was really annoying, talk about asking obvious questions


so atsushi is like 'you must terminate wounded girl for she is a vampire!!'


Commander girl: *raises hand* excuse me, what do you mean terminate her? i don't know the meaning of this word


then he explains a bunch of stuff about vampires that you've heard/read about in a million other movies/books. and this one dude on the right gets all excited and is like OMGZ UR A VAMPIRE HUNTER!!??!!! OMGZ and then he's like drop to your knees!...that's hot


hey man atsushi doesn't go down on anyone unwillingly w/o a poorly choreographed fight! yey 8D;


show down with commander girl


he lets himself get captured...but wow what a great shot...see now we all know what it's like to be on our knees in b/t satan's thighs...i mean what? >> << oh he's tied up...


THE SPEAR OF LONGINUS!! the spear was the one used to make sure jesus was dead! and i was like i wonder if that spear is like historically accurate in terms of design...i mean did the romans really use something that looked like that? anyway...




OMG wounded girl has disappeared! wah! atsushi vampire slayer was right! now they're all DOOMED!...or are they?


hee atsushi tied up is hot. neway the other fools went off looking for wounded girl now turned vampire girl and fail at life


Commander girl returns to see atsushi has gotten lose! kill her plz


and then everyone tries to kill each other 'cuase humans are stupid


DIE DIE DIE! ugh thank god one guy revived and shot her in the head


*-* damn i wish he had some fierce eyelinear


VAMPIRES DESU! and the one leader dude goes on about humans being stupid. OMGZ THEY CANT EVEN USE A SPEAR!! WHAT GOOD ARE THEY!! SEE THEY'RE DUMB...JOIN THE DARK SIDE!!


more reiteration of humans being stupid


...LMAOOOOOOOOOOO atsushi has to fight this thing...oh yes this was wounded girl


they die



then it's a show down b/t the leader vampire and atsu the slayer!


HE ATTACKS!


wahhh hurty pain! ><


yey death to mr vampire dude


atsushi did this cool projectile vomiting thing. i was like WAH SUGOI NA! *-*
ahaa too bad the shot was framed so poorly. god this movie = cinematically bad! aha you notice these things after having to take film class and making short films yourself x.x; *remembers evil class*


DEAD PPL! only the nurse girl survives with him


he asks her to kill him or something and then he says this here in the sub


and there was this weird FADE TO WHITE thingy and wahhh *-*


atsushi: what is this weird piercingly delicious pain in my 'spear'?


atsushi: I LIVE! *tries to erect himself*
wow his boots are hot


some miracle with the spear happened and he lives!


atsushi: hm what's the point of living...i have nothing to live for...YOU'VE CURSED ME WENCH!


*GASP* aw she fell in love with the vampire slayer...hey man can't blame the girl


atsushi: now that we're the only man and woman left...touch my spear....


nurse: heeheeeheee ok <3


atsushi: oh yessssssssss


nurse: it's so big...


atsushi: I KNOW!

THE END

so basically the movie is about these vampires after the spear 'cuase the spear can kill them but the humans don't know about the vampires and why would they use the spear to kill something they know nothing about? well actually the movie has some underlining plot about humanity and despair and hope and that vampire shit is just there to entertain us or something.