Today I was walking through the park, listening to BT and then I notice someone near me and then I FEEL A HAND ON MY BUTT! and then I turned around all enraged ready to cuss the motherfucker out and I see my boyfriend laughing his ass off! I was like WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU? LOLOLOLOL!! *dies* He was biking around the park after work and I was on my way to the ATM, I was laughing pretty hard about being groped though haha :x OH and then after I stopped at the ATM he was saying how there were a lot of braless girls in the park and I was like 'yah well we ladies need to...' and then he tried to grab my boob and I was like LMAO WTF??? And he was like sorry! HAAH guys are so one-track.

Anywayyyyyyy I saw some cool horror movies this weekend.

THEM:...OMG I originally saw this in theaters and it is terrifying! The ending is so gut-wrenching and the worst part is that it's based on true events. Its about a couple who gets terrorized in this house, what makes the story horrifying is finding out who were the people terrorizing the couple :x I highly recommend it!

The Mist: this movie is based on a Stephen King novella, about a group of people trapped in a supermarket after a great fog consumes their town. Within the fog are these strange pre-historic looking creatures that kill anyone who ventures out into the fog. I thought the movie was gonna suck but it had some really great scary moments and the ending is really, really gut-wrenching D:

The Orphanage: A Spanish horror movie which I thought was going to be awesome but it wasn't D: Actually its a good movie about motherhood but it doesn't make for a good horror movie. The end of the movie has some moral about why you should listen to your kids and how your own mistakes can harm them, but the editing and directing never managed to really build suspense. The cinematography was beautiful but you could see every "scary" moment coming a mile away.

A few weeks ago I was reading this amazing Wonder Woman graphic novel called Who is Wonder Woman?, in one part of the story this other female character/villain stole Wonder Woman's powers and used them to go and kill all these men who were taking advantage of women, trafficking them, raping, etc. I was reading something just now and it got me thinking...you hardly see super heroes go after real culprits like that do you? I mean I guess the context of the hero needs to be taken into account.
There was this Justice League movie that came out recently and in that one Wonder Woman helps these village women kill these men who were suppressing them and taking advantage of them, Superman shows up and tries to guilt trip her about killing them LOL! And she was like I have no regrets they were scum! HAHAH Wonder Woman's awesome, even more so because Lucy Lawless was her voice actress. Omg who else loved Xena???

Anyway I really liked how they drew Wonder Woman in the aforementioned graphic novel, she was truly Amazon looking (just look at that square jaw! ahah) with the crazy muscles and she looked really powerful, not just some sexed up thing. Plus I liked the whole identity crisis storyline they had going for her.

Speaking of which I always wonder why women showing emotion is seen as weakness and something negative, like you know when Hilary "cried" everyone freaked out about it. Why are men taught to hide their emotions and be ashamed of it, or if they show it they're being feminine and that's considered a negative. I had some discussion about this with my b/f's friends one night and it got me really upset. Ugh society is so lame.

Also did you guys hear about the non-food crisis? Hahah, the story is so strange, it started some fake panic because Costco was limiting the amount of rice Americans can buy because there's a shortage of rice in the Middle East. There's some drought in Australia that's affecting the world's rice supply but apparently it doesn't really affect America @.@; Food prices are going up for everyone.

There's so much weird stuff going on in the world now, or maybe it just seems that way because finally all this crap is affecting the good ol' U.S of A for once and the media are covering it. Or the media is sick of covering the Democratic Primary that just won't end ahaha. Tody McCain said Hamas would like Obama to win the Presidency in some weird bid to connect Obama with terrorism, WAY TO BE DESPERATE McCAIN ugh go fuck yourself plz. If Obama doesn't get the nomination then I think people would rather vote for Hilary who has actual knowledge about the economy and diplomacy not to mention the cojones to be Commander in Chief. If there's one thing we learned about her during this long ass primary is that she's tough.

OMG Battlestar is on LOL *watches* Omg what's his name's wife was so fucking annoying last episode D: Tori is badass XD OMg she's trying to rape Baltar or something haahahahhaa.
God what is with the woman beating this episode? I never saw that episode where Chief fucked up this wife, wtf?

Philadelphians rally for Barack!



Since I'm a newly registered-first time voter my phone has been getting regular calls from the Obama and Clinton campaigns urging me to vote for them. The other day I got a voice-mail from Bill Clinton urging me to go to the Clinton rally tonight on UPenn's campus! Then just now I got a recorded message from Barack Obama LOL, I feel so special hahaa *dies* Last Friday was the Obama rally in Old City in front of the Constitution Center, it was a really interesting experience, it was actually like going to a rock concert, in the sense that you have to sit through some lame opening acts and wait even more after they've gone for the headliner to appear. My b/f and I attended the rally, we got there at 6:30 pm and Obama came on stage at 8:45 pm! So we basically stood around for a really long time and when he came we couldn't even see him because we were so far back @.@; But everyone there was still really excited once we heard his voice through the loud speakers. The crowd was ENORMOUS! Idk it seemed like tens of thousands of people where there.



Tomorrow is the BIG day for PA and I can't wait for it to be fucking over, although the media attention that has been brought onto the state is nice, I'm tired of all these people who don't live here analyzing the demographics based on charts. For instance they keep saying how Obama depends on the African American vote, the rally I went to had a very DIVERSE crowd, old and young, white and black. He does NOT solely have the Black vote in his favor, he has a cross-section of people supporting him and saying that mostly Blacks support him seems like lazy journalism because if they did visit these rallies which they broadcast all the time they'd notice the cross-section of people D: Also it's been proven that predominantly white states DO vote for Obama since he's won quite a few so throwing in the race card into this is really annoying and lazy because its easier to chalk it up to race rather than the facts and their policies, and their policies are pretty similar anyway.



The two free city newspapers, (Philadelphia Weekly and City Paper) have both endorsed Obama, one paper said that if he won PA this long ass race will be over sooner rather than later! Another two months of this bullshit is going to be overwhelming especially with the media and the Clinton campaign grasping for straws and harping on little comments for negative attacks and trying to bleed a story out of nothing (see: endless coverage of "bitter" comments which Obama explained a million times by now). To me Hilary isn't doing anything to make herself more likeable, the fact that she participated in the negativity towards Obama in that ABC debate instead of standing above the fray and insist on discussing the ISSUES showed how she'd do anything to win.

The Obama volunteers have been doing a really good job of canvasing hte neighborhoods, for instance my neighborhood is full of signs hanging on the door urging people to vote for him. The City Paper did an undercover report on volunteering for both campaigns and they reported that the Obama people are very enthusiastic and grass roots and self starters, where-as the Hilary campaign volunteers are really jealous of this kind of support and aren't as well organized lol.

Omg Shakira was on the Situation Room talking about universal education, apparently Wolf Blitzer is a huge fan LMAO!! I really watch CNN wayyy too much *dies*

So tomorrow I go to vote for the first time ever! Its exciting, I hope the lines aren't obnoxiously long, we have to vote for our State Senator too I believe but since everything has been focused on the Presidential Campaign I have no idea what the Senator's respective policies are :x lol.

Also this weekend was great fun! For reasons I'll explain later we didn't end up making it to the Murakami exhibit at all, LOL! But we had plenty of booze, food and good times ♥
sokai I left your gift with nikui lol XD

Uhh I have so many photos to post from different things! :O

Continuing on the saga that is My Loud-ass Neighbor! On Saturday night my b/f and I went to have dinner at this horrible place called the Mexican Post, so our waiter comes up to take our order and I hear 'that voice'. Loud-Ass Neighbor has this very distinctive bass-hard-gruff voice and I was like 'omg I think our waiter is my neighbor!' HAHAHA. Nehuu I've seen him vaguely before and I think it was definitely him, plus his voice is so deep and uncommon it further convinced me. I wonder if he met his ex at the Mexican Post lol!!! Nehuu the food tasted like it came out of a can ughh lame. But the tequila/mango thing I had was awesome LOL!

On Friday night I went out to have dinner in Chinatown with my b/f and his friends and their g/fs. His friends both date Asian women, so we were walking by this group of people and one Asian guy was like 'This is what's wrong right here!' And I was like o.O; WTF? In Philadelphia its really common to see Caucasian males dating Asian women, but you hardly ever see white women with Asian guys. So anyway...it was weird and awkward. One time me and my b/f were walking down the street and we passed this group of black guys and one of the guys was like 'Don't hold his hand, hold mine' and I was like WTF? Comments like that are so lame and disgusting you know? Its like oh you look like you fit into a certain race due to your skin color so you belong with a man of the same color or some bullshit like that, same deal with the Asian guy objecting to my b/f's friends dating Asian girls. Its like you don't even know us girls and why we choose to date outside our race so just STFU and back the hell off its none of your business anyway. -.-;

Nehuu I think the China Olympics are gonna be a bust...they keep saying how its not about politics but about athleticism or whatever, but basic human rights are being violated and innocent people are being killed, how can they be ignored so that some sporting event can go on? Its kind of sick idk :/ I'm usually really excited about the Olympics but this whole thing is just a bit scary how all these organizations supporting it can neglect what the Chinese government is doing. Also those hosts on CNN during the day are fucking retarded! They did a piece on the protests in San Francisco against the Olympics and afterwards the CNN host was like going goo-goo over the Olympic torch, I mean WTF? You've just done reporting on people protesting injustice going on in the world and focus the story on some piece of plastic that carries a flame? UGHH, its like what those people stand for doesn't even matter.

There's a big story about 200+ women and children removed from a polygamy compound in Texas. Personally I think the whole thing is fucking disgusting and an excuse for child abuse and pedophilia masked by religion. I saw this thing on tv called Secret Lives of Women: Polygamists. And this one lady was like 'I don't wanna take care of a man all by myself that seems like hard work, so I want other sister wives.' And I was like WTF? Marriage isn't about TAKING CARE of a man, its a partnership, she was so fucking brainwashed it was ridiculous. This other lady was forced to marry her step-dad and have sex with him, its so fucking sick and incestuous the whole thing. This other story on the show was about twin sisters married to the same guy, omg wtf? One 17 yo girl left and she said that the kids are so brainwashed and uneducated they know nothing about the outside world or even who the current President is @.@; And plus they get assigned to their husbands and they don't know who they're gonna marry until like hours before the ceremony, often times they're married off to severely older men since most of the young men are driven off the compound so that they won't be competition for these old fucking pedophiles. And then they mentioned something about the sex and how the women aren't allowed pleasure because if they're enjoying it, its being done wrong. Ugh the whole thing is so fucking sexist and sick D:

On a lighter note, Battlestar Galactica is back! Omg it was so awesome, I loled at Gaius' weird harem hahahaa. Then I screamed NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! at the tv when the episode ended, such a cruel cliffhanger D:

Oh so remember that loud-ass neighbor I ranted about one time? The one with the dog who was always yapping on the fucking phone. Well finally something came along to shut his ass up! That being his girlfriend very loudly breaking up with him. Omg I couldn't believe the drama I was overhearing since she was basically screaming really loudly outside my door. She was like HOW DID YOU EXPECT ME TO FUCKING REACT TO YOU BRINGING YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND TO HANG OUT! THANK YOU FOR SHOWING ME WHAT GUYS ARE LIKE HANGING OUT WITH THEIR EX-FUCKERS YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY YOU FUCK! FUCK YOU! and then he muttered a very quiet, sorry. And then she ranted on some more about him being an insensitive douchebag for bringing along the ex and then she was like THANKS FOR MAKING ME FUCKING CRY YOU FUCK! hahahaa omg.
I mean honestly why did the ex even agree to go? She must still have feelings for him and that's what the current g/f was picking up on. Anyway then the g/f was like THANKS FOR MAKING ME WASTE TIME ON YOU! YOU AND YOUR EX-FUCK! hahaha omg. Man so much dramaz. Honestly though I've seen the guy and he looks and sounds like a giant douchebag so good for her for not taking that bullshit haha.


Jane and her suitors

Nehuu while this was going on I was trying to watch that movie called Becoming Jane, god why did they make Jane out to be such a....idk annoying character? UGHH I was like ughh leave her James McAvoy you're such a hot cad ILU! HAAHHAA Seriously his charm is amazing to me. I like the first half of the movie when they were flirting and he was totally delicious but I just don't understand where they "fell so madly in love." All of sudden she's abandoning her family for him and blah blah it was pretty lame but she ended up dying unmarried XO Anyway also I didn't understand the casting of the family, everyone was like blond and there was Anne Hathaway with her dark tresses, it was confusing. Also the rest of the family looked like they could be related but she didn't look like any of these ppl hahaa. I mean the movie was enjoyable but I think had some editing/pacing problems and I didn't buy that Jane and uh...James McAvoy's character were in love. PLUS the other dude [blonde guy on the right] who was courting her was so cute in that awkward dorky way! And she wouldn't even give him a chance, like god wtf he lives down the road you can take some time to get to know him w/o judging. But she put up this wall cuz her family wanted her to marry him for money basically, but he wasn't totally hideous or obscene or anything, in fact he seemed really nice and respectful but whatever, even Jane Austen couldn't resist the bad boy with a reputation haahaha.

And randomly that Step it Up & Dance show on Bravo is totally HORRIBLE! Ew I hope they don't preform in an empty auditorium with four judges for the entire competition. With popular dance shows on other channels with live audiences, this shows' format is really horrible and boring and the contestants dance skills weren't wow inducing and they're just too many bitchy gays D: God I hope there's not a next Christian Siriano, just TMTH!!!!! Hahaha Danny Noriega from AI is my fav over the top gay of the season ahahhaaa.
BTW America's Best Dance Crew was hot! Hahahaa the people on that show had more talent and charisma than these "trained" pros Bravo got.

Also quick note on AI why do they keep making David Cook hotter every week? During the first weeks of this show I was like omg he looks like a douche I hate him and his combover receding hairline. Then he got that haircut this week and his performances from the past weeks have made him very appealing :D WRY?
Also David Archuleta I just don't get it...I don't think this kid could really sell millions of albums he has the personality and charisma of a wet rag D:

I need to get back to being serious about my job search because I kind of slacked off the past few weeks. I'm glad March and February are over because they were seriously hellish in terms of stress, emotional stability and not to mention the health scare I had that I didn't post anything about here. BUT that turned out to be ok and my health is fine. So all in all I'm looking forward to the coming months with warmth and sunshine and then SUMMER! Uh anyway I've kinda been eh about jobs because I have the chance to look for a job that's close to my dream job and something that will allow me to grow as a designer and artist. I already did my time during bullshit work that I didn't enjoy and didn't inspire me.
I think a few years ago I was an advocate of going to a big school to become a graphic designer or anything related to that field but honestly you might as well go to one of those vocational schools and save yourself from the student loan debt you'll end up being in after school. Most of the things you'll need you don't learn in those big schools anyway and you just do bullshit work that doesn't relate to real world work experience so IDK personally most of what I learned I taught myself and investigated on my own time.

The graphic design world at the moment I find very one note, everything you see being published is within a certain style that everyone does so no one really stands out, its just loads of busy compositions with bright colors that look cool but overall seems to say nothing o.O; To me its like how many bright colors can I cram onto a digital canvas idk hahaa, but I appreciate people doing minimal work like this person on DA, its refreshing not seeing a totally cluttered canvas and good use of negative space.

Anyhoo I also need to um stick to a budget and save! I'm receiving unemployment at the moment which is nice 8D I kinda went crazy with shopping and stopped using my credit card because I don't need more debt on that and I've been working towards paying it off completely since it has a really high APR D: So nehuu I was using my debit card so all my purchases were paid off immediately. I kind of like this because it stops you from overspending, once you have a high credit card limit you're like oh I 'afford' this, I'll just pay it off later. I have two of my credit cards completely paid off and now I'm just working on one and it should be done this coming pay cycle.

On the egl someone asked what people were gonna do with those stimulus checks we are all gonna receive in the mail next month. Hahah actually I was wondering about this too, the general consensus seems like most Americans will use it to pay off their debt or save it. I was going to use it to pay off my one credit card but since I'm going to achieve that before it gets here I'm not sure what I'll do with it. I think I might save half and spend half? IDK it's free government money and they want us to put it back into the economy! What are you guys gonna do with it if you receive one?

Hello! I'm so excited, spring is here and the little blooms are starting to burst out onto the branches above *-* My neighborhood is starting to look like this at the moment...



The sakura aren't anywhere near in bloom yet but I'm eagerly awaiting their arrival, I had a great time photographing them last year. ^^ I walked to the Whole Foods grocery store and on my way there I witnessed a film crew filming a scene. It must have been a big deal because there were all these lights, cameras, craft services table, production crew, trailers and everything! It was interesting how all the locals walked by as if nothing ahha, I stopped for a moment to see what was going on and they filmed a brief like 5 second scene ahha. I didn't recognize any of the actors, but the actress in the scene looked like Lauren Graham from that show Gilmore Girls.
Last spring there was another thing being filmed here too and there was this big production crew up by Spruce street, this time they were filming on South Street. I think Philadelphia is trying to get more movies to come and film here, I mean the city has some gorgeous filming locations, a big movie that filmed here was Shooter with Mark Wahlberg, its always surreal to see the places you walk by daily in a major motion picture ahaha. Also National Treasure with Nicholas Cage was filmed in Philadelphia's historic district.
Its nice to have these big things happening in my neighborhood because its way cutie and quaint XD that's why I always wanted to live in this particular part of the city XD

Anyway back to the subject of Whole Foods, I've become one of those people, you know the canvas grocery bag carrying-health food shopping kind ahah. I have the time now to walk the like 15 blocks to Whole Foods and not have to settle for lame produce. The only thing I buy there really are fruits and a certain brand of whole wheat bread I can't get at the regular grocery stores. The store is planning to stop using plastic bags entirely by April 1st and they encourage everyone to buy a canvas to reuse to shop with because plastic is so hazardous for the environment. I like the idea but sometimes you need plastic bags for certain things like trash and what not if you live in the city, and for like picking up dog poo if you own one ahaha. But I think there is a certain waste of plastic bags when we do everyday shopping and trying to cut back is a good idea. Plus I hate all those plastic bags accumulating in my apartment D:
In some grocery stores they sell these tiny ass canvas bags and you'd need to buy like 10 of those to fit groceries for an entire family, I hate those because it just looks like a money making scheme D: At least the Whole Foods' bags are BIG and practical D:

I had a great weekend with my family, we all went to see the Frida Kahlo exhibit currently showing at the Philadelphia Museum of Art. Let me tell you...it was AMAZING! Its open until May 18th, I highly recommend checking it out if you're in the area. The show costs $20 but I think its worth it because Frida was such amazing talent, I have to say that I felt a bit voyeuristic going through the exhibit because her work is so personal and it documents a lot of the pain in her life. So you really feel as if you're looking at someone's secrets and innermost pain, it was a bit strange but I was really happy to see her famous paintings in person. A lot of them were on the small side, so it was funny having like 20 ppl crowd around a tiny painting to get a closer look while following the audio tour.

If you can't make it to the exhibit I recommend watching the movie Frida with Salma Hayek, it is one of the most gorgeous films that I've ever seen, they stay true to her life and bring her paintings to life to really show the pain she was going through. A lot of tragic things happened in her life, she suffered from polio as a kid, got into an accident as a teenager and broke her spine in 3 places and basically lived in pain her whole life. A lot of emotional pain was dealt to her by her husband Diego Rivera because he was a serial cheater.
It was hard to select which prints of her work I wanted to buy in the gift shop because you're not getting a pretty picture to hang on your wall, you're getting some pretty deep and painful artwork but I ended up buying a print of ( this one )

They brought that painting to life in the Frida movie, with Salma dressed in that outfit and her boobies are glorious haahaha, I like it because she looks a little bit a like warrior too, the corset/back brace looks like some kind of armor to me and she's standing up despite all the pain being inflicted on her by the nails.
I might go back up to the art museum area tomorrow, I hate the location of that place, there is no public transportation close to it! Its the stupiest city planning ever! No major metro stops near it D: UGHHHH dohfiodh D: You can take a bus up there but I don't know where to catch the bus, its a nice walk up there though so I don't mind.

lmao my b/f just called me and he was screaming in horror because he watched that 2girls1cup video, and i loled at him hahaa. some people made icons of it and were posting comments using them on ontd and it made me wanna die! don't look at that video! there's this interview with George Clooney and they had him watch it and he freaked out and ran out the room haahaha.

its freezing in my apt, i haven't been here all weekend so i turned the heater off, my February heating bill was like $80 >.>; usually its only $45.
this weekend was nice, i am now a recording artist! lol my b/f has a studio in his apt so a few months ago he composed this reggaeton sounding track and a few weekends ago he asked me to write some lyrics. so i used my years of dirty fanfiction experience to write some nasty reggaeton lyrics haahahaa. omg i'm so embarrassed to listen it, its so ridiculous! anyway we drank some wine and had a recording session haahaa *dies* anyway it was fun and silly ^^

did anyone notice the violence against dogs trend in movies lately? why are they harming the animals? i mean they're not really but honestly >.>; I watched There Will Be Blood a few weekends ago and it was a strange movie but really unique and interesting but a doggie died in that movie, one died in No Country for Old Men and like 10 of them died in 30 Days of Night D: why?? I mean I don't own a dog or anything but still you know its a horrid plot device.

30 Days of Night was so BAD! Everything in this movie was done 10,000xs better in Dawn of the Dead, I'm referring to the remake. I mean conceptually they're the same cept swap out vampires for zombies. I hated how in 30 Days you never got to know the people so you didn't really care if they died! In DOTD you got to see the people interact and become friends and so you were really rooting for their survival. In 30 Days they're trapped in this attic for 10 days or whatever but you don't see anything to mark the passage of time except the writing on the screen that says Day 15 or whatever. And who the hell cast Josh Harnett? He's a fucking charisma vacuum! Him and Melissa George who played his estranged wife or whatever had no chemistry.

No Country for Old Men was awesome! I didn't mind the ending, actually I could have done w/o Tommy Lee Jones rambling about nonsense that didn't add anything, I just wish uh Javier Bardem had more lines because the ones he delivered were so awesome and tinged with unknowing humor. Josh Brolin was amazing in it, he made that character likeable as hell ;A;

Oh a dog also died in American Gangster, this movie was weird, I watched the extended version with the "happy-ish" ending, the movie is based on a true story about a big drug lord in Harlem in the 70s. IDK I didn't appreciate how it kind of glorified the drug lord's life! I mean he was peddling like 90% pure heroin on the streets in the 70s. And damn Denzel Washington for being so fucking charismatic as the drug lord D: Its one of those characters you're not supposed to like but he made him likeable and cool >.>; Russel Crowe had a pretty good Jersey accent in the movie lol (omg he was really awesome in 3:10 to Yuma, and so was Ben Foster, I'm sad that movie didn't get more attention D: I thought Christian Bale was miscast in it but I love him lol.)

OH! I got an email from amazon.com about this book, Tokyo Rock Catwalk: Visual Kei Bands Big in Japan



"Visual Kei refers to a Japanese pop music movement characterized by eccentric, flamboyant looks, striking make-up, unusual hair styles and elaborate costumes coupled with androgynous aesthetics. Tokyo Rock Catwalk is the first ever book to fully introduce this made-in-Japan pop culture to an overseas audience. Along with stunning full-color pinup pics and photos from some of the most exciting live performances, members of Visual Kei bands and some of their most loyal fans talk about where this phenomenon came from, how it fits into Japanese society, and how the West is waking up to this outrageous movement."

Its pretty cheap, only $10 on amazon.com right now, its being released March 28. Although it is NOT the first ever book to intro jrock to western audiences, we all remember JROCK INK book :O But the content sounds like what people were expecting from JROCK INK. I hope there's some more info released on it soon and what bands are being featured in it.

The other day I was walking through J Crew and the security guard was like, 'you have a nice complexion' and i was like o.O; LOL....um thanks?
HAAH why do guys say weird things to girls? Does this happen to you girls out there? Its kind of hilarious and random, I mean who tells someone they have a nice complexion? HAHAAH. Its a nice complement though, I have an intense skin regimen ahaha XD

Anyway um I rented this movie called Legend of the Black Scorpion, with Ziyi Zhang and half way through I was like I think I've seen this story before, then I realized that the movie is basically Curse of Golden Flower with more artsy shots and less than stellar acting. Ziyi basically plays the role of Gong Li (Queen in love with her 'step son' and who wants to overthrow the king and gets other people involved in her plot) in this movie and its like bad, like idgi ahah, but she's all like nude and showing her bum haah wtf? And the action isn't even that great D: But it has loads of artsy shots of blood dripping off stuff. Just BAD! I haven't finished watching it and I don't think I will lol.

Then I rented this HBO show called Tell me you love me, which is about a bunch of couples and their relationship/sex problems and it has very, very graphic sex scenes, like I saw BALLS!! so weird ahah I don't think I've ever seen a guy's testicles in a sex scene EVER! and I've seen some pretty graphic mainstream movies, (i.e: Lie with Me, 9 songs) ahahahahaaaaaaaaaa. Also at one point one of the actresses gets to jerk off a prop boner haahahaa. IDK i've only watched 2 episodes and I'm intrigued by the married lady who hasn't had sex with her husband in a year and can't masturbate, like wtf lady go buy a vibrator hahaa.
I'm waiting for fucking Californication to be released on dvd, best show ever! Omg David Duchovny is really sexy in it, the writing is AMAZING, so funny and sexy, really great.