Today I was walking through the park, listening to BT and then I notice someone near me and then I FEEL A HAND ON MY BUTT! and then I turned around all enraged ready to cuss the motherfucker out and I see my boyfriend laughing his ass off! I was like WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU? LOLOLOLOL!! *dies* He was biking around the park after work and I was on my way to the ATM, I was laughing pretty hard about being groped though haha :x OH and then after I stopped at the ATM he was saying how there were a lot of braless girls in the park and I was like 'yah well we ladies need to...' and then he tried to grab my boob and I was like LMAO WTF??? And he was like sorry! HAAH guys are so one-track.

Anywayyyyyyy I saw some cool horror movies this weekend.

THEM:...OMG I originally saw this in theaters and it is terrifying! The ending is so gut-wrenching and the worst part is that it's based on true events. Its about a couple who gets terrorized in this house, what makes the story horrifying is finding out who were the people terrorizing the couple :x I highly recommend it!

The Mist: this movie is based on a Stephen King novella, about a group of people trapped in a supermarket after a great fog consumes their town. Within the fog are these strange pre-historic looking creatures that kill anyone who ventures out into the fog. I thought the movie was gonna suck but it had some really great scary moments and the ending is really, really gut-wrenching D:

The Orphanage: A Spanish horror movie which I thought was going to be awesome but it wasn't D: Actually its a good movie about motherhood but it doesn't make for a good horror movie. The end of the movie has some moral about why you should listen to your kids and how your own mistakes can harm them, but the editing and directing never managed to really build suspense. The cinematography was beautiful but you could see every "scary" moment coming a mile away.

So I finally saw Juno this weekend, I was reading some dvd review of it and they said it was nice to have the movie on dvd so that you can fast-forward through the first 15 min, and I agree b/c they were fucking PAINFUL omg. Although its refreshing to see a teenage character like Juno on the screen, honestly I thought she was just an immature asshole most of the time and written in a very one-note kind of way. The best part was when Ellen Page got some leeway to show Juno has having more emotions than constant sarcasm and no sense of self awareness. I mean really some of the things she said to Jennifer Garner's character in terms of having a baby were just WTF-worthy. Jen Garner's character was my fav and I think it was because of the acting and not the writing, her character could have easily been like some snotty upper-class yuppie obsessed with getting the perfect baby, but Jen Garner injected a lot of humanity into that character and made her multidimensional, also Jason Bateman was really good as a man-baby hahaa.
Juno's parents kinda weirded me out too, I mean its good that they were supportive of their daughter but is teen pregnancy so "normal" now that they "expected" it from her and didn't at least get upset and scream or go find the teen-father and demand something from him? I mean idk, I guess it was good she was so...uh...self sufficient with carrying out the pregnancy and not demanding anything from Bleaker but ugh IDK there needed to be less sarcasm and a bit more character realism.

Also another reason to fast-forward through the first 15 min are the horrible 4 songs that play in the first fucking NINE minutes of the movie. The music in this movie is so bad, all hipster and pretentious ewww omg.

LOL this morning the CNN news-crawl had something about 15 year old Miley Cyrus apologizing for the scandalous photo Annie Leibovitz took of her for the new Vanity Fair magazine. Personally I don't find anything sexy about the photo, her skin tone makes her look kind of dewy and sickly @.@ But why anyone thought it would ok to photograph her in this context is beyond me. I think its just her parents cashing in on her, them and the photographer should be apologizing for exploitation because frankly all they seem to be concerned about is the bottom line -.-

Sexualization of teen stars has been going on since for a while now but its kind of disturbing how the media peddles this stuff for sales, its kinda like when Hayden Pantierre turned 18 and posed for those pedo-tastic GQ magazine pics where she was sexually infantilized with teddy bears and nighties. I mean WTF? Look what happened to Lindsay and Britney, the media wants a train wreck to follow and cash in on.

Oh so remember that loud-ass neighbor I ranted about one time? The one with the dog who was always yapping on the fucking phone. Well finally something came along to shut his ass up! That being his girlfriend very loudly breaking up with him. Omg I couldn't believe the drama I was overhearing since she was basically screaming really loudly outside my door. She was like HOW DID YOU EXPECT ME TO FUCKING REACT TO YOU BRINGING YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND TO HANG OUT! THANK YOU FOR SHOWING ME WHAT GUYS ARE LIKE HANGING OUT WITH THEIR EX-FUCKERS YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY YOU FUCK! FUCK YOU! and then he muttered a very quiet, sorry. And then she ranted on some more about him being an insensitive douchebag for bringing along the ex and then she was like THANKS FOR MAKING ME FUCKING CRY YOU FUCK! hahahaa omg.
I mean honestly why did the ex even agree to go? She must still have feelings for him and that's what the current g/f was picking up on. Anyway then the g/f was like THANKS FOR MAKING ME WASTE TIME ON YOU! YOU AND YOUR EX-FUCK! hahaha omg. Man so much dramaz. Honestly though I've seen the guy and he looks and sounds like a giant douchebag so good for her for not taking that bullshit haha.


Jane and her suitors

Nehuu while this was going on I was trying to watch that movie called Becoming Jane, god why did they make Jane out to be such a....idk annoying character? UGHH I was like ughh leave her James McAvoy you're such a hot cad ILU! HAAHHAA Seriously his charm is amazing to me. I like the first half of the movie when they were flirting and he was totally delicious but I just don't understand where they "fell so madly in love." All of sudden she's abandoning her family for him and blah blah it was pretty lame but she ended up dying unmarried XO Anyway also I didn't understand the casting of the family, everyone was like blond and there was Anne Hathaway with her dark tresses, it was confusing. Also the rest of the family looked like they could be related but she didn't look like any of these ppl hahaa. I mean the movie was enjoyable but I think had some editing/pacing problems and I didn't buy that Jane and uh...James McAvoy's character were in love. PLUS the other dude [blonde guy on the right] who was courting her was so cute in that awkward dorky way! And she wouldn't even give him a chance, like god wtf he lives down the road you can take some time to get to know him w/o judging. But she put up this wall cuz her family wanted her to marry him for money basically, but he wasn't totally hideous or obscene or anything, in fact he seemed really nice and respectful but whatever, even Jane Austen couldn't resist the bad boy with a reputation haahaha.

And randomly that Step it Up & Dance show on Bravo is totally HORRIBLE! Ew I hope they don't preform in an empty auditorium with four judges for the entire competition. With popular dance shows on other channels with live audiences, this shows' format is really horrible and boring and the contestants dance skills weren't wow inducing and they're just too many bitchy gays D: God I hope there's not a next Christian Siriano, just TMTH!!!!! Hahaha Danny Noriega from AI is my fav over the top gay of the season ahahhaaa.
BTW America's Best Dance Crew was hot! Hahahaa the people on that show had more talent and charisma than these "trained" pros Bravo got.

Also quick note on AI why do they keep making David Cook hotter every week? During the first weeks of this show I was like omg he looks like a douche I hate him and his combover receding hairline. Then he got that haircut this week and his performances from the past weeks have made him very appealing :D WRY?
Also David Archuleta I just don't get it...I don't think this kid could really sell millions of albums he has the personality and charisma of a wet rag D:

OH man I watched Atonement, which was really beautiful, I don't think I've been this visually and auditory impressed with a film in ages. It just takes you into this beautiful fantasy world that you want to get lost in. Specially since the opening bit takes place in a summer countryside and a gorgeous mansion. Its the kind of place you dream of when you're a kid, a little bit Secret Garden if you will.
I thought the first half of the movie was great, the second half was kind of meh for me because you keep expecting some great retribution or something, and the storytelling device they established in the first half isn't used as well in the second.
The plot itself is really great and how they go about telling it visually and how they worked in the score to make everything flow was really amazing and entrancing. I usually don't find Keira Knightley to be that great but I thought she pulled off her role in this movie really well. People always accuse her of being too skinny or whatever but you can tell in this movie that she's got hips and thighs because her body looks amazing in that famous green dress she wears.
And why do they make James McAvoy do love scenes standing up? AHAH it's so hot...he was so hot in Last King of Scotland XD heeeeee

I also watched I am Legend...which was really short, and I hated how the infected ppl looked so CGI that I couldn't take them as a real scary threat b/c they're just made of polygons on a computer and not rendered realistically enough. This person's comment sums up my feelings about the film, This film could easily have filled 2.5 hours of content. Why did it only last 1.5? I want more back story. I want more character development, especially toward the end. I want to know more about what happened, and how Will Smith's character is dealing with it. In short, I just want MORE. D:! MORE!
Also it needed more infected people hunting action! I was kind of surprised the Neville character was so tame and not kickass and really fighting for survival, all he does is play golf during the day, talk to mannequins and blood experiments to try and find the cure.

BTW you can watch the season 2 premiere of The Tudors on the showtime site! for free!
http://www.sho.com/site/order/preview.do?source=tudorspromo1

lmao my b/f just called me and he was screaming in horror because he watched that 2girls1cup video, and i loled at him hahaa. some people made icons of it and were posting comments using them on ontd and it made me wanna die! don't look at that video! there's this interview with George Clooney and they had him watch it and he freaked out and ran out the room haahaha.

its freezing in my apt, i haven't been here all weekend so i turned the heater off, my February heating bill was like $80 >.>; usually its only $45.
this weekend was nice, i am now a recording artist! lol my b/f has a studio in his apt so a few months ago he composed this reggaeton sounding track and a few weekends ago he asked me to write some lyrics. so i used my years of dirty fanfiction experience to write some nasty reggaeton lyrics haahahaa. omg i'm so embarrassed to listen it, its so ridiculous! anyway we drank some wine and had a recording session haahaa *dies* anyway it was fun and silly ^^

did anyone notice the violence against dogs trend in movies lately? why are they harming the animals? i mean they're not really but honestly >.>; I watched There Will Be Blood a few weekends ago and it was a strange movie but really unique and interesting but a doggie died in that movie, one died in No Country for Old Men and like 10 of them died in 30 Days of Night D: why?? I mean I don't own a dog or anything but still you know its a horrid plot device.

30 Days of Night was so BAD! Everything in this movie was done 10,000xs better in Dawn of the Dead, I'm referring to the remake. I mean conceptually they're the same cept swap out vampires for zombies. I hated how in 30 Days you never got to know the people so you didn't really care if they died! In DOTD you got to see the people interact and become friends and so you were really rooting for their survival. In 30 Days they're trapped in this attic for 10 days or whatever but you don't see anything to mark the passage of time except the writing on the screen that says Day 15 or whatever. And who the hell cast Josh Harnett? He's a fucking charisma vacuum! Him and Melissa George who played his estranged wife or whatever had no chemistry.

No Country for Old Men was awesome! I didn't mind the ending, actually I could have done w/o Tommy Lee Jones rambling about nonsense that didn't add anything, I just wish uh Javier Bardem had more lines because the ones he delivered were so awesome and tinged with unknowing humor. Josh Brolin was amazing in it, he made that character likeable as hell ;A;

Oh a dog also died in American Gangster, this movie was weird, I watched the extended version with the "happy-ish" ending, the movie is based on a true story about a big drug lord in Harlem in the 70s. IDK I didn't appreciate how it kind of glorified the drug lord's life! I mean he was peddling like 90% pure heroin on the streets in the 70s. And damn Denzel Washington for being so fucking charismatic as the drug lord D: Its one of those characters you're not supposed to like but he made him likeable and cool >.>; Russel Crowe had a pretty good Jersey accent in the movie lol (omg he was really awesome in 3:10 to Yuma, and so was Ben Foster, I'm sad that movie didn't get more attention D: I thought Christian Bale was miscast in it but I love him lol.)

OH! I got an email from amazon.com about this book, Tokyo Rock Catwalk: Visual Kei Bands Big in Japan



"Visual Kei refers to a Japanese pop music movement characterized by eccentric, flamboyant looks, striking make-up, unusual hair styles and elaborate costumes coupled with androgynous aesthetics. Tokyo Rock Catwalk is the first ever book to fully introduce this made-in-Japan pop culture to an overseas audience. Along with stunning full-color pinup pics and photos from some of the most exciting live performances, members of Visual Kei bands and some of their most loyal fans talk about where this phenomenon came from, how it fits into Japanese society, and how the West is waking up to this outrageous movement."

Its pretty cheap, only $10 on amazon.com right now, its being released March 28. Although it is NOT the first ever book to intro jrock to western audiences, we all remember JROCK INK book :O But the content sounds like what people were expecting from JROCK INK. I hope there's some more info released on it soon and what bands are being featured in it.

so youtube is getting insanely popular in japan so all the tv companies are cracking down on their copyrighted material being placed on there! lame :// i hope they don't crack down on jrock pvs...and lives...and all the shit that makes youtube great in the first place DDD:

Speaking of Japan I saw this cool Japanese movie called Bouncing Kogals...it's about well...the 'paid dating' scheme the teen girls engage in with pervy old men! The movie was cool 'cuase it had some moments that seemed more documentary than fiction, like I thought the acting was really good, the girls seemed like normal school girls, then again only one of them was a real professional actress. I liked this one scene where the girls was discussing why they engage in this activity and I liked the self awareness they had. The movie's general message is that men create a need for this stuff, although it was really sick when the girl's were mentioning how doing the paid dating thing was getting hard for highschool girls 'cuase they're considered 'too old' and now the perverted bastards are going after elementary school girls. I mean seriously I don't understand the lack of morality in that area, Asia has had a history of young brides but in today's standards that's just not acceptable. I mean between the media sexualizing teens and little girls at earlier and earlier ages and men being behind it, the whole cycle is rather terrible.

The movie was good in the sense that it didn't really portray the girls are victims, in fact it showed how they schemed, and the dangers they're faced with by going thru this because they never know what kind of guy they're gonna end up with. One of the lead characters Junko, just tazered the guys and stole their money lol. I thought it was especially interesting how one character talked so nonchalantly about having an abortion. When she goes to the clinic the contrast in her attitude of doing the procedure and that of a woman who'd just had it done who comes crying and running into the arms of her husband was particularly striking. And then later that night she goes on another date and tries to charge a guy $1000 for oral :O!
The movie didn't mention anything about STDs thou but it did show the used-panty selling business and the making of the softcore pornos, there wasn't any nudity or actual sex.

Apparently critics thought the movie was too realistic XD The content matched up pretty well with stuff that I'd read about the subject in the past. Its a really interesting movie so check it out if you guys get a chance.


On another note I moved into my new place and I was worried about all my stuff fitting but everything worked out pretty nicely. I might post some pics of the place whenever I get my internet hooked up there. OMG HOUSE starts this week and I can't watch it 'cuase I have no cable or tv at my place lol ._.;

So I went to see POTC 2, the movie is like 2hrs of foreplay, there are lots of ohhssss and ahhssss, the action sequences and special effects are really cool. However after 2hrs of foreplay you just wanna fucking come already! The movie is literally anti-climatic O.O I was sitting there as the credits roll with my mouth open and thinking to myself you've got to be kidding me?! But I guess that's what happens when you try to put like 3 movies worth of plot into one movie, I mean the thing needed some severe editing in terms of everything! I mean did we really need those like 20 min action sequences? They were fun and all but after a while it's like yah we get it. And there were so many parallel storylines going on that they should have at least resolved one of them so that at the end you didn't feel like a total idiot for sitting there for 2 hrs expecting something to happen. And plus following everything got a bit tedious at the end, like wtf did he need the chest and the key for? So many people were trying to get the damn things for their own reasons that the whole intial plot of the movie got lost...actually I don't think I even ever knew what the core plot of the movie was O.O

Ughh....D:

i rented two movies today....er yesterday @.@;

HOSTEL: I actually rented this 'cuase I read that they were titties in it!!! I never pass up an opportunity to witness gratuitous nudity. The movie is about two dumbass motherfuckin american kids and their one icelandic friend who go backpacking thru Europe and live up to that obnoxious attitude foreign ppl expect from Americans. After the first 5 min of the movie I was ready for them to be kidnapped and tortured slowly already. It's never a good thing when you want the characters to actually die in the film, saddly not all of them did, one of them got away D: LAME!! Anyway the first half of the movie is lots and lots of naked titties!! The titties are the best part of the movie because the 'horror' portion is pretty fucking lame. Eli Roth (writer/director) must be one hell of a fucking cocksucker to get BOTH Quentin Tarantino AND Takashi Miike to be involved in this stupid ass movie. I bet when he pitched the film he used two words TITS AND GORE!! I mean the torture scenes were so stupidddddd. Roth should watch Miike's AUDITION if he wants to learn how to write and direct a truly grueling and terrifying torture scene. He should watch IRREVERSIBLE too @.@;
Anyway the movie needed more tits to distract from how totally BAD it was XD

History of Violence: I thought this movie was supposed to be good or something. It's so yawn enducing, I didn't even finish watching it, I kinda turned it off and came to check my flist ahah. It's about this former gangster dude who reinvents his life and then his former mob buddies come looking for him. BUT it did have two crazy hot sex scenes b/t Viggo Mortensen and Maria Bello, they play husband and wife in the movie. In one scene he's giving her oral and she turns on her side and I'm like 'why is she trying to put him in a choke hold b/t her thighs' but then they went into the 69 position and I was like DANG!!! hot small town suburban sexing! ahha. And then in another scene they had angry sex in a stairway haha. The only other interesting parts where when ppl got shot. The writer/director of this film is doing a screening and Q&A session at my school, I guess becuase part of the movie takes place in Philly *shrug*

I also say on tv this asian 'horror' movie called THE EYE, it's about a blind chick who gets a cornea transplant and then STARTS SEEING DEAD PEOPLE!! The ghosts don't do anything thou, they're all sad and just float around. Anyway it turned into a boring melodrama and I was like wtfz and didn't finish watching it either.

Lucy post later today!

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OHMYGOD! Ray looks so hot! XD This pic made me really happy since I was still feeling crappy and all :x BUT omg Ray *-* He looks like such a becon of masculinity hahahaaaaaa.....that woman standing next to him is kinda cute too...I KID! I KID!!.......>.>; Imai was in this pic too but he looked WAY BUSTED so I cropped him out haha.



Oh I watched Brokeback Moutain, omg it was so CUTE!!! Poor Jack he was so in love and Ennis was so damn quiet hahaa. The movie had gorgeous cinematography, Rodrigo Prieto did it, he got oscar nominated for it. Prieto and Chris Doyle are my heros and personal inspiration when it comes to amazing photography, I mean their visions are just so gorgeous *-* I'm always in awe whenever I watch a movie they've worked on. Anyway the movie made me go aww ;.; It was nice, and omg I love that one scene where Jack was wrangling Ennis with the rope haha, it was so cute XD The movie had lots of quiet moments but the gorgeous cinematography gave you beautiful stuff to look at ahaha, I think the movie did a really good job at exploring their emotions and not exploting their sexuality. It's nice to see gay characters emotion's explored, I mean I think in the media there are too many QAFs and Will & Graces, either all about the sex, or totally asexual and/or really stereotyped. This story was just about two men who had a deep connection that neither of them had any control over, it wasn't about sexual identity it was just about...their love ;.; haha. Anyway it's a cool movie, I'd recommend seeing it if you haven't. I was turned off by the hype but after watching it, I think it definitely deserved all the acollades it got.


Ahaha oh wow that Ray x Atsu pic and Brokeback Mountain totally have nothing to do with each other *dies*

ha omg i said i'd do that J week thing this week but i'm busy doing NOTHING lawlz, it's spring break. oh wow so the company who hosts my domain is like gonna start cracking down on ppl who host copyrighted material on their accounts. THIS IS GOING TO SUCK!! they said they might shut down accounts and stuff...UGH i mean that's like basically the only reason i pay for space and bandwidth!! to host the shit i upload here, it's more dependable than the free shit like ysi and mu DDD: blah so i dunno what's gonna happen with that. i mean how many domains out there host a ton of copyrighted material! mainly pictures! ugh. i dunno my domain moves like max 4GB a month 'cuase of all the downloads D:


yah they never saw it coming but everyone who ever saw this movie did!

oh so i rented DERAILED, I liked this movie better when it was called Birthday Girl, plus Nicole Kidman is actually sexy in that movie. Jennifer Aniston is so damn boring and uglyyyyyyyyy. Ugh ahaha. Anyway the plot of the movie is about a salaryman (Clive Owen, who pretty much sleeps his way thru the movie, prolly 'cuase he wouldn't muster an irl boner for Aniston) who meets Aniston's character on the morning train commute. They're both in dead end marriages and decide to have an affair. But then the awesome and sexy and deranged Vincent Cassel storms into their motel room and mugs them and 'rapes' Aniston. And then he starts to blackmail Owen's character for money. ( spoiler )
Anyway everyone is pretty much boring in the movie cept Cassel, he basically played this same exact character in Birthday Girl ahha, cept in that one he was Russian instead of French. They shoulda put his hot irl partner in crime, Monica Bellucci (NSFW!!!!) in this movie, now THERE is a woman a man leaves his wife for hmmk.
Anyway the movie has a terrible ending, in today's world of Law & Order and CSI you really wonder how the hell Owen's character got away with all the shit he did, they played that happy ending card that's as plausible as Lil' Kim not ever having had plastic surgery.

OMG THE REAL REASON i was writing this lj entry was to ask about SAKE, you know the Japanese rice wine! I want to buy some but I don't know what would be the best brand and what not to try...so like _maldorora or sparklingai do you have any suggestions?? :O

EDIT: oh yah CDJAPAN shipped my J dvd and Lucy single!! I am so excitedddd ♥

I went to see this today! O.O/ That scene where V makes his entrance and does that long spiel with a constant flow of alliteration should have come subtitled, i was like WHWT? WHAT? how? what? The accent + the mask + the fast talking made him very hard to understand o.O; Most of the movie was kind of slow and I was like ehh. And Natalie Portman's character...she did a wonderful job with the acting but like...her character was just...I mean I feel as if she was a glorified love interesting, after all the 'trials and tribulations' she went through I expected her to be more of a proactive anarchist. But like nothing...nothing happened, one moment she'd be very strong and the next she'd go back to being just how she was at the beginning of the movie. I can see why they'd need a character like her's...to 'humanize' V, to readily show the changes brewing in the population, but the movie would have gone on fine without her presence. Not like they needed to convince the audience to be on V's side in the first place. I mean no one in the free world likes an extremist government like the one depicted in the movie.
The best scene was the huge explosion at the end that was in sync with the classical music. It was soo cool and the special effects looked really awesome. From the poster art of the film I expect the art direction in the movie to be a bit more drastic but it was quite subtle and nice. It seemed a bit of the future, a bit of the past and a bit of the present. I thought there was something lacking in the story, something to give it more impact and make it more cohesive.

After saying all that I must say the movie was very enjoyable and entertaining albeit with faults XD